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Unemployed Philosophers Mints

Trump Embarrassmints - Stale breath? Get it OUT of here! This little mint will make all your bluster fresher. Pop a mint in before you mouth off and everything you say will be... nicer.

Trump Impeachmints - Do you bad-mouth people? Drop one of these peach flavored mints on your tongue and you'll make friends. Create a better environment! Trust us. It’s time to get rid of that offensive mouth. It's practically criminal. Really. It’s got to go.

Impeachmint Lip Balm - Got that uncomfortable feeling? Is your smile tight and painful? Do your lips purse and pucker – even in front of cameras? It’s time for IMPEACHMINT! This minty peach flavor lip balm won’t let you down! More and more people are asking for the welcome relief of IMPEACHMINT. Demand IMPEACHMINT! Apply liberally. Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g), Peppermint flavor.

Unemployed Philosophers Impeachmint Lip Balm Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)

Unemployed Philosophers Impeachmint Lip Balm Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)


$2.99  $2.49
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Unemployed Philosophers Trump Embarassmints Net Wt .4OZ (12g)

Unemployed Philosophers Trump Embarassmints Net Wt .4OZ (12g)


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Unemployed Philosophers Trump Impeachmints Net Wt .4OZ (12g)

Unemployed Philosophers Trump Impeachmints Net Wt .4OZ (12g)


$2.99  $2.49
Save: 17% off